Friday, May 27, 2011

THESEARETHEDAYS

student 1: (playfully socks student 2 in the shoulder)

student 2: (playfully taps student 1 in the balls)

student 1: (bowls over)

student 2: awww, my bad, dude. did i hurt you?

student 1: (laughing) naw, i'm straight.

me: (to student 2) did you just sock him in the nuts?

student 2: (laughing) hell yeah. the secret to a good ball tap is flicking the wrist, ms. banana.

me: excellent. note to self . . .

8 comments:

Timoteo said...

Like many things (including masturbation) it's all in the wrist!

Holly Vance said...

I still think I get greatest student quote of the week.

Mr C said...

is it a bad thing that I found myself practicing the wrist flick as I read that entry?

powdergirl said...

The birds is up, the grass has riz
I wonder where that Lana is.

I don't write profound poetry for just anyone you know...

The Tame Lion said...

Yeah, Mr C's question is mine too. :)

Clyde said...

You can always learn logic from kids

Lana Banana said...

timoteo: couldn't have said it better myself. or could i?

hollz: yeah, your quote DOES win. though, you ALWAYS win. that's why i'm YOUR bitch.

mr. c/mr. tame lion, sirs: no, not at all. wrist-flick yourselves away. however, i must warn you that some studies suggest excessive/incessant wrist-flicking may result in carpal tunnel syndrome. caveat masturbator or emptor or some shit. don't say i didn't warn y'all.

powder: slowly coming out of my hideout, my dear lady. slowly coming out. it's been a hell-of-a-fucking year. helluva year.

clyde: well, yes. theoretically. but ONLY theoretically.

Hogdayafternoon said...

3 months late in commenting but I can still feel his pain - plus, judging from the colours worn, it was most def a case of friendly fire, even more painful.