student 2: (
student 1: (bowls over)
student 2: awww, my bad, dude. did i hurt you?
student 1: (laughing) naw, i'm straight.
me: (to student 2) did you just sock him in the nuts?
student 2: (laughing) hell yeah. the secret to a good ball tap is flicking the wrist, ms. banana.
me: excellent. note to self . . .