Monday, June 23, 2008
after i teach "romeo and juliet", i show my students the zeffirelli version of the play . . .
here's a snippet from my classroom this past semester:
"hey, ms. b, are we gonna see them get down again?
"no, the consummation scene is over, i'm afraid."
"what? we ain't gonna see no titties again?!?!"
"they're called breasts, thank you. and no, no more breasts. sorry."
"nuh uh. my momma's got breasts. them was some tittaaaaays . . . all bouncy and shit."
i love my job.
(you asked for it, mr. c . . .)