Sunday, October 5, 2008

INTOTHEPITOFMYDESIREORABEDOFFIRE




i know we live in a disgustingly consumerist society . . . and i try, i really try to stay away from all of that bullshit, but last week, when my other phone died, i caved in and bought an lg dare AND jawbone II bluetooth headset.

now, i don't know if this is possible . . . doctors out there might want to comment as to whether or not the human body is capable of this (or not. shouldn't y'all be out there curing something?) . . . but i seriously had my first eargasm, totally unrelated to classical music (i didn't even know it was possible--imagine my surprise).

no shit, the dare/jawbone combination actually sent my ear (the right one, if you're curious. though, i suspect that my left ear would also climax if i used it in that one) into earstasy.

i was earstatic with how incredibly eariffic these two products work.

so, listen, if you're in the market, check these two out . . . they're earabulous.

word.

4 comments:

unique_stephen said...

See, now I thought that was one of those clit stimulator things that you attach to your ipod so that it flicks your bean in tempo with the music.

Lana Banana said...

laughing . . .

hard.

(with best ingenue face/voice): like, omg, stephen, i have no idea of what you are speaking . . .

wait, what? what's a clit?

unique_stephen said...

I wonder if there is a Sybian attachment.

Lana Banana said...

i wish . . . oh, how i WISH . . .