Friday, March 21, 2008

CONTIVOYACAMINARPORLASNUBES


spring break!

not sure what i'm gonna do now that i'm staying home over the vacation . . . i'll probably go to sequoia national park for a few days. that forrest always seem to help me put things back into perspective and recharge.

i love it there and when i die, i want my ashes spread beneath those branches . . .

if i forget to blog again before easter, then let me wish all of you and yours a blessed, safe, and peaceful easter holiday.

UPDATE 3/24/08: thank you to my friend, jz, who offered to wait until today, monday, to incinerate me . . . as he said, in case i decided to die on friday or saturday and make my "return" on sunday. very funny, jz. you're lucky you're jewish, otherwise it'd be straight to hell with you!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

SUPERSONIC.THE'S'ISFORSUPER,THE'U'ISFORUNIQUE. . .





a brief shout-out to KABA MODERN from UCI who was straight-up off-the-hook tonight on "america's best dance crew"! y'all made me proud to be a part of the UC system.

you guys were amazing and inspirational . . .

HEY,DON'TWRITEYOURSELFOFFYET.IT'SONLYINYOURHEADYOUFEELEFTOUT


right about now, i was supposed to be on a plane to london . . .

you know, i understand that i'm not perfect. in fact, i am acutely aware of my perfect imperfection. i have a lot of things to work on, admittedly . . . more than most, i suspect. but that doesn't make me a bad human being, does it?

i make a lot of mistakes, but i'll be damned if i'm not one to recognize them, own to them, apologize for them, grow from them, try to be better in light of them . . .

sigh.

gonna try not to think of prj in the next ten days, but fuck . . . it's going to be hard. really, really hard.

WHOA,WHOA,WHOA,OOOH,OOOH




(2008: whittier, ca. my link crew dancing/lip syncing to michael jackson's "thriller". for the finals, we're going to add zombie-like make up to our presentation and sparkly, silver gloves for everyone's left hand . . . it's gonna be no contest. this year's routine might even actually be better than last year's "what is love?" by haddaway, which was incredible.)

WE WON!!!

AGAIN!!!

now, WHAT did we win, you ask? well, i'll tell you . . . today, my students and i won our school's 2nd annual freshmen link crew lip sync competition. ok, ok, it's only the semi-finals, but STILL!

but what about "again", you say?

let me explain . . . see, last year my link crew ALSO won the lip sync competition (over 25 other link crew classes), so this year there is a lot at stake. namely, my reputation as the teacher with the mostest.

finals for the competition are week after next, when we return from spring break. knock on wood, but we're probably going to kill the rest of the groups . . . erm, uh, i mean, it's the camaraderie and having fun that REALLY counts . . .

wish us luck!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

WHENI'M64. . .

my good friend and colleague, blu, turned 28 TODAY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, darlin'!

her yearbook staff, my news staff, and i threw her a little surprise party in my (brand spanking NEW!) classroom this afternoon. i don't think she was very surprised since i apparently wasn't an especially good liar . . . still, she seemed excited and grateful . . .

the pictures below are PART I of the blu bedazzling and bewildering birthday bonanza bash!

(all photos 2008: whittier, ca.)

(my classroom isn't finished yet and i felt it wasn't fit for a party, but blu has a VERY convincing yearbook editor . . . besides, it wasn't anything that a few streamers and balloons couldn't overcome . . .)


(mmm . . . pizza, cake, cookies, soda . . . glad those kids weren't in MY class for 6th period!)




(i'm such a FABULOUS artist, huh? nevermind, don't answer that . . .)


(pretty, right? i hope she liked them. i got this arrangement because it had my favorite flower in it: the daisy!)


(what you can't see or hear, thankfully, is the ridiculously obnoxious musical card i got her that played "shake your groove thing" on loop . . .)


(guess the pizza's good.)


(and the cookies too, apparently!)


(any more candles and the fire alarm would've gone off . . . (just kidding, blu!))


(it's a wonder she had enough breath with which to blow ALL THOSE CANDLES out . . . (still kidding))


(add "good cake" to the list . . .)

PART DEUX:

(nothing says "WE LOVE YOU" more than getting your car covered in post-its and plastic wrap. the note from blu's editor-in-chief says: don't kill us for this . . .)


(this is my editor-in-chief. blu had her for an SAT prep class last year (the SAT or the scholastic aptitude test, which, for my overseas friends who aren't savvy about america's educational system, is a high stakes test that supposedly helps colleges determine who's in and who ain't). here my editor is thanking blu for helping her achieve a high score on the exam. but frankly, if this is thanks, then, no thanks . . .)


(hard to believe, but blu's a re . . . re . . . rep . . . hold on, i have a little bit of vomit in my mouth . . . a republican . . .)


(so, here were some subtle hints as to whom she should vote for come november . . . note says: hillary 4 prez!)


(note reads: obama! now, i didn't write this one, but i think whoever wrote it is a brilliant, attractive, genuine, kind, caring, intelligent, witty, honest, sincere, down-to-earth, heck of a person!)


(and when all else fails: mr. bean.)


(note reads: scintilating school marm. SHOULD read: scintillating schoolmarm . . .)


("be who you are and say what you feel, 'cause those who mind don't matter and those who matter won't mind.")


("march confidently in the direction of your dreams.")


(hell devils.)


(queen hell devil.)


(note reads: titilating . . . ahem, titilLating . . . temptress.)


(REAL life skills . . .)




(mwaaah aaah aaah aaah!)






(the pièce de résistance!)


(and now we wait . . .)


(and wait . . .)


(and, no joke, FORTY minutes later . . .)


(wait, MORE waiting . . .)


(FINALLY!)


(guess blu found the "obama!" sticker . . .)










(the game IS ON, blu! bring on journalism camp!)

Monday, March 17, 2008

I'VEGOTALOTTOGIVEANDI'VEBEENOVER-SUBSCRIBEDWITHRELATIONSHIPS


you know, the more i read this blog HERE: http://todayinseven.blogspot.com . . . the more I LOVE IT. (incidentally, the link is also on the sidebar to your right, THERE.)

it's such a great concept.

what's more, it dawned on me that it's almost a bit like a modernization, or more aptly a reinvention, of the japanese haiku, albeit unintentional. i mean, it's not about haikus or even about poetry in general; at least the author does not intend the blog as such, i don't believe . . . but it's something that occurred to me.

anyhow, check it out!

word.

FROMADISTANCETHEWORLDLOOKSBLUEANDGREEN,ANDTHESNOW-CAPPEDMOUNTAINSWHITE




the us treasury has come out with a new five dollar bill.

WHY?!?!

with the value of the dollar going down faster than ashley alexandra dupre on eliot spitzer, why print new bills? why don't we just use monopoly money?

no, i'm serious.

THESTRAWIGNITESANDNOTHINGISLEFT.STILLTHROUGHSMOKE,IWILLKNOWTHATYOU'REMYANGEL


(there's a lucky four-leaf clover in this photo. can you spot it?)

happy st. patrick's day!

i'm wearing a green blouse, but pinch me anyway . . .