Sunday, August 24, 2008

BREAKMEOFFAPIECEOFYOURLOVE


note to self: YOU ARE LACTOSE INTOLERANT. gratuitous cheese parties are NOT a good idea.

oh god, i think i'm going to die . . .

i'm too young to die!

6 comments:

Cassy said...

Hey there - while on vaca., my sis-in-law insisted on partaking of the ice-cream, the pizza, the pie with whipped cream, the fries with melted cheese................

she would disappear for long stretches of time, poor thing...

she is still alive

unique_stephen said...

I'd die, I eat cheese every day

Lana Banana said...

i mean, people, it obviously does NOT stop me.

i am a warrior! i ain't never have and i ain't gonna start letting a little thing like the runs (and blinding stomach cramps, and paralyzing heartburn, and seriously killer flatulence) keep me from my milk!

hellz naw.

milk! milk! milk! milk! milk . . .

(and posts like THIS are why i'll never find a husband.)

De Campo BC said...

Hmmmm, your battle hymn of the lactose intolerant might win you some points with the men of Wisconsin.

Nicholas said...

There is a police helicopter over my house. I think the've come for me at last.

Lana Banana said...

nicholas: well, it's about fucking time!

just go peacefully, that way they might cut you a deal. you do NOT want to go to jail, i hear their amenities are way below par . . .