Hey there - while on vaca., my sis-in-law insisted on partaking of the ice-cream, the pizza, the pie with whipped cream, the fries with melted cheese................
she would disappear for long stretches of time, poor thing...
i am a warrior! i ain't never have and i ain't gonna start letting a little thing like the runs (and blinding stomach cramps, and paralyzing heartburn, and seriously killer flatulence) keep me from my milk!
hellz naw.
milk! milk! milk! milk! milk . . .
(and posts like THIS are why i'll never find a husband.)
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Hey there - while on vaca., my sis-in-law insisted on partaking of the ice-cream, the pizza, the pie with whipped cream, the fries with melted cheese................
she would disappear for long stretches of time, poor thing...
she is still alive
I'd die, I eat cheese every day
i mean, people, it obviously does NOT stop me.
i am a warrior! i ain't never have and i ain't gonna start letting a little thing like the runs (and blinding stomach cramps, and paralyzing heartburn, and seriously killer flatulence) keep me from my milk!
hellz naw.
milk! milk! milk! milk! milk . . .
(and posts like THIS are why i'll never find a husband.)
Hmmmm, your battle hymn of the lactose intolerant might win you some points with the men of Wisconsin.
There is a police helicopter over my house. I think the've come for me at last.
nicholas: well, it's about fucking time!
just go peacefully, that way they might cut you a deal. you do NOT want to go to jail, i hear their amenities are way below par . . .
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