Wednesday, February 16, 2011
while we're on the subject of THINGS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO LANA BANANA, let's talk about weddings . . .
and bridal diapers!
you heard me.
BRIDAL D I A P E R S.
that's right, ladies, if you ever find yourself under 700 pounds of unweildy tulle, crinoline and silk on your wedding day with a dire need for the loo, then look no further than your own underpants!
'cause who needs a toilet when you've got BRIDAL DIAPERS?!
after all, they're not just for infants and seniors anymore!
("it's like a g-string, honey, but not, if you see what i mean.")
now when you say, "I DO!" . . . you can also say, "I DOO DOO!" . . . or, "I POO! . . . and/or, "I PEE!"
i'm here all week folks . . .