kid: ms. banana, did you know it's going to rain about 10 feet this week?!?! me: oh, yeah? how do YOU know? kid: i read about it. me: (i call bullshit!) no way. kid: no, seriously. me: no, i mean, there's NO WAY you actually read something . . .
so, yes, it's been pouring in el lay since monday. the rain has washed away roads, houses, hillsides, people, my will to live . . .